Those wonderful monkeys over at ThinkGeek.com sent us a bunch of geektastic prizes for SCIFIpawty.

Star Trek Enterprise Pizza Cutter to Boldly cut pizza where no man has cut before!

Space… the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its five-year mission: to explore strange new pizzas, to seek out new toppings and new cheeses, to boldy cut pizza where no man has cut before! Yes, this officially licensed Star Trek collectable is everything you hoped it would be. Laser etched stainless steel blade and solid metal construction make it perfect for battling Romulans in the neutral zone or precision pizza slicing.

You’ll find that even though the prime mission of the Enterprise has now become very pizza centric, the chrome plated metal construction and padded gift box make the Enterprise pizza cutter a true Star Trek collectable. Plus it looks great on your desk even when not being used to cut your favorite cheese and sauce laden foods.

Alien Chestburster Plush –  Game’s over, man! Let the fun begin!

The Chestburster Plush is an officially licensed 20th Century Fox 1:1 scale replica of the original nymph-stage Xenomorph. Constructed of smooth velour that matches the color of the original design, the plush measures 48″ in length. Inside, a wire runs from the head to the tail, allowing you to pose the Chestbuster just the way you want it. It can even stand up on its own! Arms, teeth and inner jaws are all finely detailed. You’ll feel like you have an actual film prop.

Companion Cube Plush – Please take care of it!

Straight from the Vital Apparatus Vent comes the Weighted Companion Cube Plush. It will accompany you through the test chamber and generally be adorable and squishy. We expect you will take care of it while it is in your possession. The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube Plush cannot speak, threaten you, or stab you. (That paranoia you feel is totally normal.) In the event that the Weighted Companion Cube does speak, we urge you to disregard its advice, especially if said advice pertains to the veracity of cake.

The best thing about the Weighted Companion Cube Plush is that you never have to euthanize it. That’s right, friends. Unless you happen to have an Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator in your house, there’s no reason to incinerate your cute lil’ cube friend.

– Look out for that gazebo! (think magic 8 Ball)

Close that compendium and banish your rules lawyer to the abyss. The ThinkGeek Magic d20 of Destiny is here to solve all of your RPG disputes. Give it a little shake, then turn it up and peer into the invisible 20 to receive your message.

The infinite wisdom of the Magic d20 of Destiny will be a boon to every dungeon dwelling dragon slayer. Quicker than a ritual and more accurate than the village tarot reader, it’ll surely bring good luck and laughter wherever it goes. Throw one in your Bag of Holding today

Talking TARDIS Cookie Jar – The perfect excuse to keep all the cookies

We don’t know about you, but we miss the days when we lived alone. Back then, we could have a jar full of cookies and know exactly how many were left. Simple mathematics. 51 Oreos in a package, minus 2 before work, minus 2 when we got home, minus 2 after dinnner with a glass of cold milk. We knew that package of Oreos would last approximately 8.5 days. But now that we’re saddled with significant others, roommates, and/or geeklings, the math gets complicated. With so many variables, it’s nearly impossible to solve for x (x being the number of cookies currently in the jar, duh). We can usually assume x is equal to or greater than one, because most humans won’t eat the last cookie, but even that constant isn’t so constant around some people.