Princess and da Pea

Ma humanz did laff at me atop ma pile of mattresses. Dey sed I looked just like da Princess and da Pea. I did not know who dat wuz so dey did tell me da story of dis girl wot wuz tested to see if herz wuz a real princess. If herz a real princess herz could feels a pea under a stack of mattresses.

Well I guess I not a princess cause I did no mind da pea under ma mattresses. MOL