Aug 232009
Human2 gotted a brand spanky new laptoppy puter from da Dell webby site. It sure iz a snazzy one. Herz said no kittehs had better ever be caught walking across dis keyboard ever! Den added heck wif dat, no kittehs better ever even fink about walkin on dis puter period.
Den herz did not even let me on da puter to talk wif ma Twitter furends! Wot up wif dat? Herz spended all weekends putting stuffs up on eBay (I guess for ta pay for da new puter, huh?) and said I no could uses it for pawtying wif kittehs!
Dis new ‘puter iz making me a berry sad kitteh cat! Puhleez letting me use it for to talk wif ma furends?