I wuz outside in ma garden enjoyin ma birfaday when all of da sudden all of these shiny slippy fings wot smelled of bacon started comin at me. I had to get up and investigate.
I did not likes den bacon bubbles so we gibbed dem to da Yorkies down da street. I not so sure dey gonna likes dem either. wot u finks?
Even though it wuz ma 5th birfaday I still tooks time out to enjoy da day and smell da flowers. I lub bein in ma garden so part of ma birfaday tradishuns iz to spends time outside.
Edgar daKitty and a new mousy pal wot you can not see did sing Happy Birthday to me az I blew out ma candle on ma cake. This year it wuz all fur me since Human2 could not eats any cake cause of herz allergies I did not gets a cheeseburger cake like last year, but I finks I likes dis nom nom cake betterer.
I do lub dat Balloon dat da Humanz and Edgar did gib me! Der wuz a whole big bunch of utter balloons but dey did not fly around likes dis one for very long.
I don’t gets to play wif strings on a regular basis (and neither should u) cause they can be dangerous if I should nom they all da way down ma gullet. But boy iz strings FUN. Dats capital F – capital U – capital N – FUN!
Dis here wuz da big boy big prezzie for da big 5 year birfaday! A new mancat cave just for me and one that will fits me better than dem lil cat cubes and it iz a ROCKET SHIP to boot!!!!
I can look out the window az I blast off to distant planets or visit ma pals on da dog star!
There iz plenty of room for me to decorate this new mancat cave wif ma Catwoman pawtographed photo & Bette Page poster! Oh and I will hab to move ma new blankie from Morris cat in here too!
I hab been running through it from one end to the other since I gotted it. But now there seems to be somefing in ma way!
Dis the view through the top of the nosecone of ma rocket ship. Hallooo up der!
Dis iz ma new mousy pal. We did not name him yet. Mehbe we will name he Algernon.
A kitteh can get purrty deflated after a hard day pawtyin.