Remember last week when I skeered ma humanz silly by slipping out da front door & disappearing for about an hour? I wuz told I will neber eber see da outsides agin.
Well I haz since been in ma Kritter Kondo
I did sneak off & runned down da front steps and wuz on da sidewalk by da bad city road.
I am once agin told I will neber eber see da outsides unless I am safe inside dat Kritter Kondo.
Human2 will make sure I am locked in but I haz dat Human1 wrapped around ma paw & herz lets me roam da yard when herz outside wif me. I hope dis doz not stop dat, but I iz a skeered it will.
Asides from the dangerous cars on da road and in da alley ma humanz iz askeered of nasty peeple like dem wot shot Peanut or me being scooped up and dragged off to da Animal Rescue League & putted down afore they could finds me.
On second thought mehbe I will just go straight into ma Kritter Kondo from now on.
*Note to self: hab ma humanz get me micro-chipped.