Jun 092009
The mailman came today and stuck something between my doors. It was addresses to me, Boris Kitty! And it smellded of catsnips. Nom nom. I rubbed on it and loved it but Human2 said I could not haz it! What iz that all about? It haz my name on it doesn’t it?!

I was told there were duckies in dis box. Duckies what were going to go to other kitties what never had duckies before. I love my duck, his name is Sir Quacky McGee! I guess I could share the love of the ducky.