Herz choose ta gib me dis very fine piggy first ’cause I haz so many nice piggy furends on da intertubes, like @FuzzyPigz and @WinstonPig. Plus ma furend @ShawneeShep iz now fostering some rescued piggies so there are even more Guinea Pig pals.
My Guinea Pigs name iz Piggy Wiggy. He iz a Webkinz anipal. We wented online and adopted he. Hiz ‘doption day iz same az my pal Shawnee’s, July 11th! We gots a certificate and everyfing, see! Human2 gotted da webbykinz piggy from a very nice online shops called CaramellaCandy.com.
CaramellaCandy.com is a great place to shop for gifts for your human pals and dey haz human nom noms too. Human2 just luvs Jelly Belly beans! The store iz runned by a friend of ours and herz is only 19! Can you believe it? Herz very own business! She gived us a coupon code to share wif our furends to save 10% off your order (most of dem Webkinz iz already low price). Da coupon code iz: numnum (it iz built into da linky already but in case you go straight there you need dat coupon code to saves 10% off your orders).
Insteads you shop for fings for your new pet.
Dis iz Piggy Wiggy’s room.