Boris Kitty

May 032012
 

A purrson from da Federal Trade Commission had talked to us at BlogPaws last year. And it still made us all scratch our heds.

H2 left there finking we used clear disclosure but affer reading dis article we r not so sure any more.

New FTC Rules on Writing Reviews, Affiliations, and Sponsored Posts

The article clearly spells out wot u need to disclose (I finks it makes it painfully clear that it is now painfully painful to be a blogger).

Iffen I haz sumfin I like I wanna tell da werld about it. Iffen I haz sumfin I hate I wanna tell da werld about it! I dun’t finks I shuld hab to explain to everyone how an affiliate link werks n wot it iz, but apparently da FTC thinks dat I doz.

So going forward u will see da big old stoopid idiot block at da bottom of ma posts dat disclose dat I am a cat and I like to play wif cat toys…not just on da posts dat I knows needs dem but even on da stoopid lil posts cause u knows I mite slip an affiliate link or peanuts into it n I dunt wants no one habbin an allergic reakshun to any of ma posts!

So guess ma question iz will der be sum1 at BlogPaws from da FTC agin and mehbe BlogPaws could film dat and gib it streaming fur free to all anipals dat blog so we knows we doin da right fings?

It iz all so beary beary confusin.

 

May 022012
 

I wuz recently contacted by da Casting Director at MTV Networks, dey r currently working on True Life – “the long-running, award-winning documentary series that allows young people to share their stories, in their own words.”

Well just so happens dat 1 of da themes der currently lookin at is “young pet owners whose lives are in disarray and whose relationships are being affected negatively because they can’t control their pet(s).”

So here iz more infomashuns on da show n wot dey r lookin for. Iffen u or sum1 u knows fits da bill u can email MTV directly.

MTV’s award-winning documentary series True Life is looking to tell the stories of young pet owners whose lives are being disrupted due to a certain pet that they love. Is the problem with the animal… or the human? Who is being affected? What needs to happen moving forward? If you appear to be 15-28 years old and have an issue with the pet in your home, MTV wants to hear your story!!! Please email us at pet@mtvn.com and include your name, phone number, location, a recent photo and a brief explanation about how your pet is affecting your life and those around you in a negative manner.

Apr 302012
 

It iz wif a beary heavy heart dat we hab to askin our pals to halp us finds r furrend, Ebony, a new home.

Herz iz seven years old, spayed and declawed. Indoor only kitteh who wuz da only pet in her former home so we not sure how herz would do wif utter kittehs, puppies or kids.

Her human passed away dis morning. *BUG HUGS* to ma pal Scott. Ebony’s owner wuz Scooter’s Mom and we know how much he lubbed her and will missing her.

Ebony iz a black kitteh so we do not want to see her go into a shelter. Cause black kittehs dunt often come out of shelters. Herz haz til end of May to get a new home or foster fambly. Iffen u can halp please let me know in da comments below.

Apr 272012
 

Da best way to treat hairballs is prevention. Groomin ur cat regularly iz by far da best way to control dem furs afore dey get into ur kitty’s belly!

A qwik googley search tells us dat we kittehs spend most of our waking time (and since we sleep 16-20 hours a day) we are groomin ourselfs qwite a bit!

how not to groom a kittehAccording to research up to 2/3 of a cat’s shed hair can be ingested az dey groom. (groomin equals lickin and lickin equals swallowed hairs).

When u halp out by groomin ur kitteh u halp reduce the amount of hair going into der gut to form hairballs. Az i said afore prevention iz da key!

We use da [amazon_link id=”B0040QS3PO” target=”_blank” ]FURminator tool[/amazon_link] cause it removes up to 90% off da loose furs and undercoat wif out hurtin ma loverly top coat.

Now I dunt likes to be brushed. I put da bitey on da FURminator n da human dat iz brushin me affer about four strokes. So ma humanz gotta keep up wif me on a daily basis. Cause I am alreddy on meds to regulates ma poops (I haz contipashuns) and a hairball could cause dat to become worse or even a blockage!  So when FURminator came out wif da [amazon_link id=”B0040QS3PO” target=”_blank” ]large cat deshedding tool[/amazon_link] we were very happy. Cause now we gets more of ma furs brushed afore I put da bitey on it! Da tool iz too wide for da little monsters so dey gets to use [amazon_link id=”B000PU31MY” target=”_blank” ]da regular kitteh one[/amazon_link]. We all sez iffen u wanna halp keep ur kitteh healthy and happy FURminate dem regularly!

Since today iz hairball awareness day why not celebrate by going home n groomin ur kitteh? U could make sumfin cool wif da cat hairs when ur dun, MOL.

 

Disclosure: While I did receive a FURminator product to collect ma furs and to write up a National Hairball Awareness Day post, I still finks grooming ur cat iz da bestest way to avoid hairballs and usin a FURminator to do dat iz a purrty good way of removing undercoat and shed furs. Habbing da product given to me did not color ma opinion in da least it only reinforced wot i alreddy knew.

Warning: Dis post might just contain sum affiliate links but doz not contain peanuts, wheat, soy or egg. Iffen u r allergic to affiliate links we suggest u avoid dem.

Apr 262012
 

craftin wif cat hairWe gotted dis book fur a pwize for SCIFIpawty from QuirkBooks and we just lubbed da title so much we had to read it afore sending it off to da winner!

[amazon_link id=”1594745250″ target=”_blank” ]Crafting with Cat Hair[/amazon_link] iz a book about doing just wot it title sez, making craft using kitteh furs!

It gibs handy little tips about safely collecting the cat hair by brushing your cat and safety tips too about not over brushing just to get furs for ur projects.

They recommend using the [amazon_link id=”B002RS4WK2″ target=”_blank” ]FURminator[/amazon_link] to collect ur cats hair and not to do it more than 3 or 3 times in a week (just like FURminator recommends).

The book teaches u about felting and the differences between wool felt n cat felt…besides the obvious of course. MOL.

It gives u great crafting tips and ideas for making interestin n unique items. If u r lookin fur a hobby, why not try [amazon_link id=”1594745250″ target=”_blank” ]Crafting wif Cat Hair[/amazon_link]?

Our friend @WHSKR winned da book and we r waitin to see wot herz will make wif it.

 

Warning: Dis post might just contain sum affiliate links but doz not contain peanuts, wheat, soy or egg. Iffen u r allergic to affiliate links we suggest u avoid dem.

Apr 242012
 

Any hairball that comes off of me iz famouse, but in celebration of Hairball Awareness Day we kittehs pulled togetter wif [amazon_link id=”B0040QS3PO” target=”_blank” ]FURminator[/amazon_link] to create sum really pawsum famouse hairballs! It wuz such a red carpet event dat even PeoplePets.com covered da event.

I did choosing to do Justin Beiber cause da girls fall all over him just like da monsters fall all over me.

Hairball Justin Bieber

Dat would be Piper throwin herself at da hairball teen idol. MOL

Iffen you wanna seed all da cool hairball creations in one spot head ovah to da FURminator Gallery on facebook.

Or check out all da bloggies listed below. I fink you will find dem all of interest…

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Apr 112012
 

Ma pal on Twitter @TillmanSkates haz a pawsum TV show on Animal Planet called Who Let the Dogs Out. Where he iz out scouting dogs wif cool talents like him. To celebrate his show he haz been habbin viewing pawties on Twitter every Saturday morning. You can win cool pwizes (I DID!) and dis weekend da Shibbering Cheetos will be rockin da pawty! Come join us.

Tillman iz pawsum

Git off ma back Tillman. (heehee — he actually did surf down ma belly)

Tillman surfed ma belly

silly lil Tillman surfed ma Belly! WIPE OUT

Apr 032012
 

fresh pet cookiesYummers. Cookies!!! O wait der not fur me!

Freshpet, da folks wot makes dem nommy cat and dog foods dat are so fresh n good fur u dat dey haz to stay in da fridge, are at it agin.

Dis time dey haz bake at home COOKIES! No mixin no messin just cookie makin fun and boy do dey smelll nommy good when dey is bakin.

Since we not hab doggies here at dis house I sent dem along wif H2 to gib to a co-werker and her also gibbed sum to a neighbor Yorkie. Da cookies needed to be broken in pieces fur herz but herz nommed dem and gibbed dem two paws up!

fresh pet cookies fresh pet cookies fresh pet cookies

As you can see I enjoyed da apron very much and would not let H2 use it to bakin da cookies, MOL. I wuz just tryin to make dat saying tru.

U know da one about everyfing tastes betterer wif a little cat hair.

moose dutchess

Moose Luther Bigglesworth and Dutchess Marie Renee Rennard were ma utter two taste testers.

Moose did not like da Peanut Butter ones so much but Dutchess did enjoys both flavors. Seems like everybuddy lubbed da Oatmeal Cranberry cookies da bestest. Funny cause H2 really, really wanted to nom on da peanut butter ones.

We had cooked both batches at once and fink dat mehbe da peanut butter ones needed to be cooked a little bit longer den da cranberry ones.

I finks we will be telling our utter doggy furrends about the tastin and good for u bake at home cookies fro Freshpet.

Disclaimer: Even wif free noms from da manufacturer da opinions in dis review are strictly those of da pets mentioned. No self respectin cat or dog would ever allow a little fing like gift to cloud der judgements of noms!

 

Apr 012012
 

Pet Expo

Da weekend before SCIFIpawty I sent Human2 off to da Pet Expo here in town. Herz had a little furrend wif her. Dats Scruffy McGee. He iz frum DogToys.com and he comed to play wif us fur awhile. U will see sum more of hiz adventures here on ma site and also over on der bloggy.

Check da pikshures below for more fun fings and seed dat skeery Gecko on Scruffy’s nose! He wuz not skeered at all. But he did not like seein dem baby mices next to da snakes cause dey were snake noms 🙁

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Mar 262012
 

Ma humanz finded der yearbooks da utter day and spent hours sitting there going thru them and havin good memories of friends and fun times.

Shutterfly just came out with a really cool photo yearbook dat you can make yourself (but schools can use their services too). Since Human2 wuz on the year book in high school this really appeals to herz.

We were finkin it would be a PAWSUM fing to make a year book of all our online anipals and all da cool fings we do (like SCIFIpawty etc).

Other yearbook ideas we had include:

  • family reunions (fun thing to do at reunion take yearbook photos)
  • home school or cyber school (to chronicle the events of the year)
  • Companies (would work better for small companies i finks)

The online yearbook is just one more cool memory keeping project you can do over at Shutterfly.com.

Why not  follow Shutterfly on these social channels too (we do):

 

Disclosure: While I will be getting a photo book sumtime in da future, it in no way changes ma thoughts on how cool a yearbook photo book iz and how we could mehbe use it fur an anipal yearbook.