I Gotted 2 Mails Yesterday

I did gets two big envelopes in da mails yesterday and both were clearly addressed to me. I not gonna lets ma humanz hab either one even tho dey tellz me dez iz human fings. I sez dey iz ma fings!

First I gotted a way cool poster of dat sexy Bettie Page and it do be made of cloth.

See dat sweet note dat @geekgirldiva did sends me? *Purrs* Fanks u EntertainmentEarth.com for da fun contesty!

I had to gib it a real close inspekshun. Dat iz one sexy lady…MEOW. I doz believe dat dis will look purrty gud in ma Man Cat Cave.

O yay…i likes dis poster.

Da utter package did hab a booky in it wif a PAWSUM title: Cat’s Claw.  It iz writed by Amber Benson wot did play Tara on da Buffy da Vampire Slayer TV show…see? How cool iz dat?

I did fink I needed to shows off ma claws too since da book iz called Cat’s Claw…MOL

I finks we gonna lub dis book. Human2 iz gonna read it to me iffen i eber lets go of it.

Dunt try to takes ma booky away from me!