We gotted dis starnge package in da mails 2day. When we opened it it had a tasty test for Hellman’s Mayo (we gotted on der mailing list when human2 wroted to dem about all der Mayonnaise habbin poisonous SOY in dem…dey not care dat lots of people iz allergic to it like Human2).
Along wif da tastey test iz a contest online ta wins a year of groceries so we decided to takes da test (Humans wot r allergic still tried just a smidgen so az not to gets sicky.)
So we settled in n really tooks a gud looks at all our choices. We wuz supposed to see iffen we could tells da difference atween da regular mayo n da light mayo.
We did taste bof of dem mayonnaise packs.
We did choose pack A az da lite mayo (all three of us did choose dat one).
B iz da regular mayo. But unfortuantely we alone haz one fing to tells da folks at Hellmann’s wot refuse ta makes soy-free mayo n dat iz dis…
……Pfffffft!!!!1!
Update: affer goin online to enter da contesty (hai dey alreddy haz our address so why not rite?) we did lerns we wuz wrong! How can dat be? Pack A wuz da real deal n Pack B wuz da lite. But wot do we nose. We use soy-free mayo made by Spectrum