Last night Human2 did not get home til real late and when herz got here herz smelled of icky dawgs! She was off playing wif some filthy hound instead of home spoiling me rotten as usual! How dare she!
Then today we get a box and when we get to look inside there is not one single fing for us kitties inside. What da heck!?! It was a box full of dawg toys from DogToys.com. To make fings werser they were puppy toys!
Hai! What the heck iz dis. These are not cat toys. Who replaced my birfday presents wif these doggy toys?!
Turns out they are for my new cousin dawg Bailey. How come she getting prezzies? It iz ma birfday Saturday not herz. Dey are having a dawg warming party on Sunday and looks like ma humanz are trying to spoilt dis little dawg.
She looks like she iz filled wif bad. What do you fink? Maybe humanz should return dawg toys and buy more kitteh toys, yes?
Told ya she be B-A-D — BAD! she tried eatin Human2 keys and camera bag. Runded aways when it was times to inside! Once inside runded around da houz like a crazy dawg. Barked. Just bad. Guess if you iz cute like me you can get away wif being bad, huh?
Human2 might be in troubles. She certainly on DA LIST (if ya know whats I meanz).