Big Bad Boy Boris

@orangecatblues @scath backwards da best way!

@orangecatblues @thinkgeek iz pawsum! Looks like he likes it

See monsters n humanz keepin me from ma appointed naps! http://t.co/IQgaXAHA

Tryin to sleep here. Humanz n monsters keep buggin me.

@Crazykittykat1 @the_tardis_toms @frankencat1 omc if it iz could be alien robot warnin!

@Crazykittykat1 @the_tardis_toms @frankencat1 SWEET!

@HoummousTheCat dunt all humans? Gotta watch dem.

@IcyPinkLemonade h2 fixed dem. dey ok nows. And so am i.

@HoummousTheCat hallooooo. I likes to play.

@Comic_Chomik no one wuz angry. It a problem i haz n dey understands.

Da monsters were bad today too dey broke da catty stacks. See… http://t.co/51xrviWM

Now i had sum barfisodes cause i eated da grasses. Da monsters dont knows wot to finks of me.

I had a big poopy exploshun in da dinin room. Oopsie. H2 cleaned it up den we went outside to throw it away n i rated lots of grass.

Hallooooo http://t.co/ktHT7XAY

I iz a big skeery monster kitteh! http://t.co/XOQIloMA

Nightmeow on Elm Street http://t.co/fcVienXL

CATvengers Assemble! http://t.co/UBiGS7gD

@snotfacecritter Heehee. herz will survive dat @ScruffyRMcGee. himz iz harmless….mostly.

I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/VwvXK7qg Lego Art | Off Book | PBS

@catphrodite dats da LEGO guy’s werk we seed at da Zoo!

May we haz a moment of silent pwayer fur ma pal JinJin @JinJinDoggy wot crossed ovah da Rainbow Bridge last nite. we gonna miss herz.

@Gabby_da_Tabby @sanjeethecat @mariodacat @pumpkinpuddy seems dat way. Nitey nite all.

@mariodacat @pumpkinpuddy @sanjeethecat nite nites.

@Pumpkinpuddy @mariodacat i werkin on a whole set of just boris cards. Mol

@Pumpkinpuddy i finks so time to mix it up agin. Mol

@NoCrybabyDoGs @pumpkinpuddy @mariodacat @sanjeethecat @petiethecat @georgetheduck @kyba @kolo_martin i better order sum up 2.

@Pumpkinpuddy herz still waitin offishul werd but it looks good!

@indykitty @pumpkinpuddy @petiethecat @mariodacat @georgetheduck @nocrybabydogs @kyba @kolo_martin #spanka to u.

@NoCrybabyDoGs @kyba @georgetheduck @kolo_martin it iz a beary nice booky. Purrty lego pikshurs.

@Pumpkinpuddy @petiethecat @mariodacat @georgetheduck @nocrybabydogs @kyba @kolo_martin *raises paw* i do i do. But h2 can get it @BlogPaws

@CheshireK i did seed a bootiful rainsbow today and so did @kyba. But hiz wuz a double rainsbows. I just seed two different ones. Mol.

@NoCrybabyDoGs @kyba @georgetheduck @kolo_martin it a great fing to seed. H2 just read me da LEGO noahs ark so i knows wot dem rainsbow mean

@kyba @georgetheduck @nocrybabydogs @kolo_martin knows wot u means da 1st 1 we seed wuz beary brite but h2 wuz drivin n could no takes pik

@kittehboi or ma humanz MOL

Look at how good Patrick is now! YAY!!!

He is playin wif a Kyjen Firehose toy (@YouTube http://t.co/hWLaEoeV)

R2-D2 Swimsuit (dunt let R2 shaped humanz wear dis) http://t.co/OnI1vf4D

@kittehboi cool, but problem wif dat would be seein peepl shaped like R2 wearin it. MOL!

@wendy_steyn dunt furgets to DM me an addy to sends u one. *HUGS*

@wendy_steyn ma human doz n so does @Edgardakitty MOL

Sew a cat/ferret hammock for shelter cages. http://t.co/KuOroNwc

Iz dis wot Jackson Galaxy (@JacksonGalaxy) keeps in hiz guitar case? http://t.co/gaeUQ92e

Here let me halp! (cute kittehs) http://t.co/LaOJFK33

Meet Dog Therapist & Staff Sgt. Nathan Canine Ft. Belvoir Community Hospital http://t.co/qfvCkQDs via @grouchypuppy

National Animal Disaster Preparedness Day http://t.co/rwkZD3ud via @BunnyJeanCook

Book Review: Cat Daddy by Jackson Galaxy http://t.co/njMITcJb via @SeabassCat

STARrescue Pet Food Pantry in CT Helping the Community http://t.co/MllFrnUd via @grouchypuppy

Shopping for a New Car? Consider Your Pet’s Safety http://t.co/Yi69qjjf via @Toby_Pup

Our ABC meme! http://t.co/g2mgDMqJ via @Ryker_Tyker

New Guidelines Address Concerns About Canine Over-Vaccination http://t.co/mdhmm1P8 via @BunnyJeanCook

Buster the Dog Barks ‘Before’ Smoke Alarm Saving His Family http://t.co/6Bv5KxGJ via @grouchypuppy

Our Five Fave Tweets BONUS EDITION: Classic Ryker http://t.co/6WldCbxE via @Ryker_Tyker

Iams Play Young Stay Young Honorable Mention Cat Delilah http://t.co/o44A5XN2 via @TheTiniestTiger

Happy Mother’s Day to Lions, Tigers, House Cats and Humans http://t.co/UdtJkthk via @TheTiniestTiger

Second Annual Rabbit Adoptathon Begins Today http://t.co/bAf5Bxxa via @BunnyJeanCook

@kittehboi herz ok mostly. habbin busy monday so no can fink about utter stuff.

Happy Mother’s Day! http://t.co/PQ3lqW35 via @Ryker_Tyker

@kittehboi it sure do MOL

@kittehboi yep….and dat wuz funny MOL

Three Reasons to Schedule Routine Playtime with your Indoor Cat http://t.co/DmVuBVln via @kritterkondo

First Cat Cafe in Austria Packs in a Crowd http://t.co/Oezxj2uH via @kritterkondo

Happy Mother’s Day To My Mama! http://t.co/RKbAwKBg via @SeabassCat

Monday Medical Issues: Microchips, part 2 http://t.co/7qVC0XwQ via @Ryker_Tyker

Rabbit Rescue Helps Homeless Bunnies Find Forever Homes http://t.co/D8bvqkc6 via @BunnyJeanCook

Dat iz a nice floofy bed dis kitteh haz. http://t.co/7mQhJOo4

I’m watching Grimm (177 others checked-in) http://t.co/hKElXop4 @GetGlue @NBCGrimm

I’m watching Once Upon a Time (342 others checked-in) http://t.co/Eu44nkkN @GetGlue @OnceABC

Will da real Boris pleez stands up. http://t.co/61iLUKvY

@am_dog @wilw @wilwheatons_cat we lub dat thorgi. Hab u seed all da anipals az avengers? Dey good but Thor wuz bestest.

@clingycat sounds like fun. I am sure he will enjoy it. He haz neber been to a musikal afore.

Donatin toys fur doggies now. (@ Humane Society of Berks County) http://t.co/PVYaVhGo

Donatin toys to da kittehs. (@ Petco) http://t.co/DzlX38Fg

I’m at Philly Pretzel Factory (5334 Allentown Pike, Temple) http://t.co/RZoCxzeO (+10pts)

@clingycat cool he likes startin trends!

@ShivaandJaya @kingtuttifruiti n a sqweezzes dem bums whenever i kin. *sqweezz*

@clingycat i seed he happy to be watchin game.

@clingycat dat a skeery snake edgar meeted!

@SeabassCat lil ole me? I go lookie.

@catphrodite h2 iz sicky n it makes herz blue to puts it mildly. But we all ok in selfpityville

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@catphrodite how u been?

@IcyPinkLemonade i do believe so. Dat wot we likes about dem. mol.

Bacon-topped chocolate thingie http://t.co/ucJC5T0I

Maple bar with bacon and chocolate syrup http://t.co/Ab8Ejp33

Mac ‘n Cheese is a bacon bowl http://t.co/PHS8snpv

Bacon pie http://t.co/IAsXkAoz

@nutmegtorby he did not visit me either. U will hab to hab a talk wif him at blogpaws about dat. @TillmanSkates

Kitty in Red Sweater http://t.co/G6pxUIoT

Bacon sundae http://t.co/s0cQBGEW

Bacon pizza http://t.co/jzGZjUa8

You gotta love Tillman the skateboarding bulldog. http://t.co/L9IKuGy7

MEEP! http://t.co/gFYhHAJr

OMC dat iz a funny sign! http://t.co/ZmBvRseU

RT @peoplepets: Amazing hero dog pulls her owner’s unconscious body away from oncoming train http://t.co/ViY3xxvU // pawsum doggy!

@nutmegtorby i do haz a big belleh like dat kitteh MOL

sweet pink kitty noses…almost az cute az mines http://t.co/s1k6Usau

Beam us up, Scotty. http://t.co/h9SBPvy8

Hallooooo der lil Boris Looks-a-likes! http://t.co/9uhb9VPT

OMC I hope dis not gib H2 any idears! http://t.co/ivodgD8X

Dunt tells Piper herz can gets dem bears at ThinkGeek…herz alreddy eated H2’s. http://t.co/UZ9upYAT

@kittehboi @Pumpkinpuddy @GeorgeTheDuck OMC now H2 gotta go home n make a lego minfig scale Edgar!

@orangecatblues o noes not wif @ZombieKitteh ! Ur primates lub u beary much even iffen u gotta ride wif ZK

@comic_chomik @IcyPinkLemonade LMK seed dem iffen u build sumfin

@kittehboi @Pumpkinpuddy @GeorgeTheDuck Edgar iz in Australia wif @clingycat

@romeothecat yesterday’s wake up wuz handled by da monsters. Dey chased each utter up n ovah da humanz 3 or 4 times wuz fun to watch.

@romeothecat check out da comment I did leaving u.

Pawsum wake up taktik >> RT @romeothecat: I found a new successful wake up tactic! http://t.co/G4QRB9qz

@freekibble @Romeothecat Did I just seed Romeo’s handsum snoot on http://t.co/FYTZIIiq ? I gotta run n tell H2!

RT @freekibble: Which one of the following is NOT an actual superstition… Answer & help feed homeless cats 4 free! http://t.co/LzKxCTVT

@aimeeroo mehbe MOL

iz Groucho Marx http://t.co/PTOZzDyS

Bless da kibbles i bout to noms… http://t.co/kxKgzP6l

places kittehs sleep but shuld not http://t.co/cX2xuTyS

kitteh aerobiks http://t.co/iUQFMIJj

Cat organizer v2.0 http://t.co/FoQ0NFIq

Facepalm http://t.co/NIDNzE2N

kitteh organizer http://t.co/PI8RanlH

O pardon me. http://t.co/gjMWypyM

O noes! Squirrel smoochies! http://t.co/TznqpJAU